did you just smell me

wantstobelieve: [♔] - your place, trickster, is beneath me and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:28:03 -0400

[♔] - your place, trickster, is beneath me and on your back.

happy early birthday to the bowie to my hiddleston, who requested a domming thor ♥

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:26:48 -0400

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

stonedkitty: kumtwat: stonedkitty: its 94 degrees you are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:22:50 -0400

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:18 -0400

idk, i think if we ever made a fandom for you(r writing) it should be called boners n___n

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:04:00 -0400

luccellino: ♪ part i — for roo, happy (early) birthday

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:52:51 -0400

luccellino:

♪ part i — for roo, happy (early) birthday

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:54:17 -0400

will + smiles

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:51:08 -0400

will + smiles

"As the Americans were waiting to move on, an altercation broke out in their rear-most rank. An..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:36:38 -0400

“As the Americans were waiting to move on, an altercation broke out in their rear-most rank. An American had muttered something which a guard did not like. The guard knew English, and he hauled the American out of ranks, knocked him down.
The American was astonished. He stood up shakily, spitting blood. He’d had two teeth knocked out. He had meant no harm by what he’d said, evidently, had no idea that the guard would hear and understand.
“Why me?” he asked the guard.
The guard shoved him back into ranks. “Vy you? Vy anybody?” he said.”

- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

you know, she solved you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:43:37 -0400

you know, she solved you.

themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:45 -0400

themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:34:58 -0400

lokisergi: siege-loki-problems: I’m sensing a trend in Young...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:41:01 -0400

lokisergi:

siege-loki-problems:

I’m sensing a trend in Young Avengers. A rather amusing trend…

I keep saying she should just get a doggy purse

“Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.”

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:35:25 -0400

“Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.”

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:26:59 -0400

creativityflowonwattpad: This is great omg

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:23:15 -0400

creativityflowonwattpad:

This is great omg

neither: 1800psychedelic: ‘Why would you want tattoos and crap...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:19:29 -0400

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

oops i may have exaggerated their size difference a bit

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:19 -0400

oops i may have exaggerated their size difference a bit

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:44:26 -0400

GIVEAWAY WINNER YAY

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:08 -0400

congrats to mrhiddles for winning!!